Road muff

Eating a lady out wail she’s driving.
Joe gave Tiffani road muff as we went to Colorado.
by Phaqer February 21, 2022
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Muff Muffler

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.
I couldn't stop queefing so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.
by V farter January 07, 2017
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Muff Diver

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.
by Labial Licker November 06, 2019
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Princess muff

When some diva calls themselves princess muff, they personally believe they have the best muff in the entire world. What it ACTUALLY means is that their stuck up, non-perfect, hairy, flabby muff is cooped up on the inside hiding from the world not wanting to be seen by others. It's like when the mean girl at your school claims she has everything, but in reality she's no one. Yeah, that's what a princess muff means.
I am princess muff, beholder of the all mighty pink, rosy, flowery muff!

Girl over there: I wish I had the confidence she had even though I've totally seen her muff and it isn't anything to brag about.
by Therealestmuff January 26, 2015
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puff the muff

When you need you baby powder your vagina
It was very hot and I had to puff the muff
by Not Diana July 27, 2017
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muff nug

The bottom part of a muffin. Yummy!!
Sara: Want some of my muff nug?
Stephanie: dude thats sick!
Sara: wHAT! its a nuff mug...
Stephanie:*Crickets*its still sick.
by Sara Groutage November 14, 2008
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muff sucker

by Calve Is Epic February 09, 2014
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