House mouse

Male or female who guards someone's house and belongings. Usually they perform sexually acts as trade for payment. On call 24/7.

Hey, Johnny your house is pretty dirty. Lets find a house mouse to get this shit cleaned up.

by Dusty 1 October 19, 2019

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Get the House mousemug.

drop a mouse

to fart; announced upon smelling a gassy odour

Did somebody drop his mouse?

by Richland October 6, 2004

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Get the drop a mousemug.

mouse blister

A rare (fake) condition, that some who work in an office, claim to have after working long hours. (Also known as a Forrest burn)

I worked so hard this week that I now have a mouse blister!

by Forrest C. May 27, 2006

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Get the mouse blistermug.

A guy with an implanted penis prosthetic. The device is inflated with a pump in the scrotum to provide an erection and does not go flaccid until released allowing the owner to enjoy multiple orgasms and fuck for as long as his partner desires. Usually a more mature male and prostate cancer survivor who produces no cum allowing the owner to go bareback without fear.

That Mighty Mouse guy looked like my grandpa, but left my ass tingling for three days.

by 1egg2fry May 23, 2016

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