goog

Get on, get off, get gone Better than a coffee break, about as long, and much more satisfying

Didn't see you at coffee this morning.
Yeah, had a goog scheduled.

by 1egg2fry November 21, 2022

three-stroke charlie

I guy who ejaculates quickly.

Man, I hardly got started before that three-stroke Charlie was finished and smoking a cigarette. Couldn’t have been more than 15 seconds.

by 1egg2fry May 01, 2016

mighty mouse

A guy with an implanted penis prosthetic. The device is inflated with a pump in the scrotum to provide an erection and does not go flaccid until released allowing the owner to enjoy multiple orgasms and fuck for as long as his partner desires. Usually a more mature male and prostate cancer survivor who produces no cum allowing the owner to go bareback without fear.

That Mighty Mouse guy looked like my grandpa, but left my ass tingling for three days.

by 1egg2fry May 01, 2016