A piece of digital content—like an article, story, or thread—that’s so compelling, you can’t stop scrolling.
Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.
Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.
“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”
by anonymous May 30, 2025
Get the Scroll burnermug. by Ur mother is carrots November 24, 2021
Get the tina burnermug. by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016
Get the Wedgy burnermug. by OneCommunismPlease August 7, 2017
Get the Pierogi Burnermug. Did you see the firetrucks hauling ass down the street? Must be a burner.
Hey, come over, we’re having a burner (bonfire)
This party is going to be a burner!
Hey, come over, we’re having a burner (bonfire)
This party is going to be a burner!
by Mmkay11 October 11, 2025
Get the Burnermug. an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.
-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.
-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."
by Chris Demo June 24, 2008
Get the turf-burnermug. by Summer&Batman July 1, 2021
Get the Stump-burnermug.