Van-Tard

The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.

Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard

by 1upChuka July 7, 2009

Candy Van

Not really a candy van, used by strangers to kidnap.

Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN

Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Pedo-Van

A person who lives in a caravan often with a creepy name or personality.

Omg, Collins returned in his pedo-van!

by CollinsBike August 30, 2016

Van Tip

A secretive sexual act done on the back of airplane's. Usually results in free in flight beverages.

I van tipped this Southwest flight attendant and she hooked it up with some roadies!

by VanTipper1 December 15, 2017

blue-vanned

To be left behind on a trip on the way there or on the way back.

It was bad enough that Boomer blue-vanned me in Batesburg but when Larry blue-vanned me in Silverstreet, that was uncalled for!

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

van morrison

Same set up as the Dirty Sanchez, but when it comes to delivery you poke the girl in each eye -- she's now your 'Brown Eyed Girl"

She was tired of the Dirty Sanchez so I mixed it up tonight and gave her the Van Morrison.

by R-Dubya July 29, 2006

van to the panchod

When you drive your van in order to pickup your friends for a nightout in Queens.

"Sorry I can't hang out tonight, van to the panchod."

by dragonite216 October 30, 2009