hello tits

Tits that you notice, and which seem to greet you, long before the rest of their owner

Dude: You should ask Karen out, she's fun and has those hello tits

by iglesia1995 November 11, 2009

Troposphere Tits

The thinnest tits you will ever see. From the side profile all you see is what looks like a slice of sandwich ham with a blister on it

Somebody put the wrong type of air in those titties. I'm afraid they are troposphere tits. Fetch the foot pump

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

torpedo tits

A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.

Wow, that girl has torpedo tits!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 03, 2003

tits for hits

A hot chick that establishes a reputation for showing her tits in exchange for hits off the pipe (usually weed).

Is tits for hits coming to the party tonight?

by KABT October 27, 2007

Tiny Tits

Very underappreciated female breasts, in sizes ranging from <A cup to B cups.
Way too many men don't realize that there is such a thing as too big.
Small breasts are beautiful things.

Tiny tits are very underappreciated.

by Clayton Bigsby December 20, 2005

sick as tits

Awesome, amazing, really astounding.

The system in my car is sick as tits.

by Vape fanatic February 17, 2014

shakin a tit

v. inverse of takin a shit

I woulda been here earlier, dude, but I was shakin a tit.

by BrizzleT420 April 04, 2006