Rob chased the smell of bacon through the house only to find the kitchen empty. The Phantom Bacon had tricked him again.
by Whyzee May 22, 2012
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I was so busy thinking about what I was going to do today, on the way to work I realized that I was phantom driving to the grocery store instead.
by munch68 August 28, 2013
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I was walking across the dance floor when I felt a dingleberry roll from between my cheeks and down my leg. I looked behind me mortified of what I would find, only to see nothing there. It was the ole' Phantom Dingleberry.
by P Word Miester December 5, 2013
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After giving Angle some hot anal and finishing off with a chili dog, Ja-mobe cleans himself up with a dirty phantom.
by Frank Manwhore Rizzo August 28, 2020
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Get the Phantom Research mug.When someone doesn't have a definable personality, and changes and jumps between traits often.
This term is often used when describing someone.
This term is often used when describing someone.
"I really don't know how to describe myself, there's too many random things about me."
"Dude, you might just have a Phantom Personality."
"Dude, you might just have a Phantom Personality."
by J. Calcus January 24, 2018
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