manager jokes

The same concept of a dad joke but its in the work place and said by a superior

Man Rory is so annoying he keeps saying the worst manager jokes

by One part of the Rumblers August 24, 2016

Alvins Stage Manager

A clown. Managing alvin while he is on tour.

“Alvins Stage Manager is sooo lame these days”

by koookkkk December 13, 2022

Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

mini manager

A mini manager is an individual who has some semblance of power over their coworkers and uses it to make sure everyone does everything up to their standards.

Girl: "Ugh he keeps looking over at my screen and pointing out when i forget to use capital letters at the start of sentences!!"
Boy: "I know, he's such a mini manager!"

by HorseFear44 July 21, 2024

White Flag Managing

Managing to a surrender, either
a. to bite the bullet in a battle that can't be won, and conserve resources
b. unintentionally, as a result of very poor management decisions that result in a practical surrender

Joe Girardi is White Flag Managing, starting Cody Ransom and Hairston in the same game.

by A Baseball Fan August 3, 2009

angler-management issues

Describes what a short-fused game-warden possesses when dealing with fishermen.

As an employee of da Department of Natural Resources, da perpetually-hotheaded Bob Stuyvesant would likely have major "angler-management issues", both in his manner while fumingly waiting for said stream-bases sportsmen to hunt through their backpacks to locate their paperwork, and bawlingly lamenting about "da one dat got away" --- i.e., da occasional rod-and-reel wielder who managed to slither off before da overzealous-and-obsessively-by-da-book Bob could have a chance to check his catch or ask to see his license.

by QuacksO August 9, 2025

Biochemical safety standard manager

Janitor

What's your job?
Randle: I am a biochemical safety standard manager

by RundleSOC September 13, 2023