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Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.
It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.
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Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a tomato sauce covered penis.
I gave my girl the old hot pocket last night.
by Bridgetroll July 25, 2018
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Hot Pocket Feelings

Used to describe mixed feelings for someone where in you feel happy but sad thinking about them, similar to how a Hot Pocket is delicious but has unexpected icy or scalding insides.
Dude, I have Hot Pocket feelings for this girl, I'm happy but I feel awful thinking about her.
by Bonet Wholio May 24, 2016
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Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025
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Hot pocket

Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell
Gave that dancer a hot pocket
by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022
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Hot Pocket

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.
Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Hot pocket

When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole
Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.
by MP9 June 14, 2016
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