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Bruce Lee'd

When you get to a level of highness which your no longer able to bring any words together in a sentence and you can only make the karate chop sounds that Bruce lee makes
Person 1: here mate you good?

Person 2: hoooooohhoyooah

Person 1: fuck sake not again
Person 2: yeoooohaaaa
Person 1: your Bruce lee'd mate
by Yea mate September 1, 2017
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bruce

the all loving and amazing person bruce! he is such a great person to talk to and is really a kind person and cares for others! hes also really great at editing (better than Fanya) and is great at video games (better than Fanya) and also loves!!!!!! Will!! OMG! he loves will from stranger things which i dont agree on but yea! hes great! he has become the person i talk to the most! hes also very special! in both ways /j. At first i was like..do i actually want this, do i wanna continue on with this thing me and bruce is having, i blocked him at first, then i realized that i didnt wanna leave him and that i liked talking being with him! so yea! i love bruce honestly
bruce can f me sore
by Frxnt Man June 7, 2022
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Bruce gwengwen

When you just decide someone is being a bit of a Bruce or Gwen you call them either Bruce or Gwen or if they are proper brucey it's a Bruce gwengwen
by 17121996 November 20, 2019
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Bruce Springsteen

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD
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Bruce Le

by JibbaFengga August 29, 2021
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Bruce Springsting

to be such an asshole, only by combining 2 other well known assholes can such an asshole can exist.
after yelling at my neighbors, I could only think they're being Bruce Springsting's
by rock hardstool December 30, 2018
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