Tittybears

When breasts become cuddle toys as a woman sleeps.

Kat can't sleep unless she is holding her tittybears

by MonkeyCult92 September 28, 2012

titty shuffling bitch

A woman who shakes or fondles her breasts in an attempt to attract a man.

This titty shuffling bitch behind me is shaking her shit at me trying to jock.

by Nutts1488 January 4, 2014

Tittymama

Tittymama: n. - One who's knowing of the connection of the Titty Tribe; (2) a member of the Titty Tribe; (3) a being of untold holy power in the workings of the inner-soul.

Titty Tribe members are remote to find, and many individuals falsely claim to be associted. One who calls themselves a Tittymama is generally in no way related to the Titty Tribe. Be weary when seeking out a Tittymama, for they are powerful and spontaneous, and can knock one on their arse.

(1) "I've never ran into a Tittymama!"

- "Dude, I met one on the interwebs."

"Trippy."

(2) *in a somber K-6th grade classroom* "Now, children, if you ever run into a Tittymama, do not stop and chat. They are dangerous."

(3) "I wish I could be a Tittymama..."

- "Me too, that's my life dream."

by Pure Reality February 4, 2014

titty boned

The act of being boned between the tittys

Dude mark titty boned me last night

by jAcK ROjo March 28, 2014

titty standoff

A titty standoff is when two women fold their arms simultaneously to indicate disagreement with each other, elevating breasts to display status. Anthropologically, titty standoffs are an important social ritual permitting dominant and submissive females to assert their disagreement peacefully before the submissive female is literally forced to concede the point. Submissive females - especially new young ones - are typically respected more in the long run for engaging in a titty standoff even if they lose rather than simply submitting because long-term acceptance to a tribe requires demonstrating that you at least have a bitch-switch worth flipping and can bring your bitch-switch to the fight on behalf of the tribe if necessary.

Cheryl and Shelly met in Cheryl's office. Cheryl closed the door and they both kept standing. Cheryl wanted to 'just talk' to Shelly about the benefits change in-private. Shelly has kids so it was a real titty standoff ; they folded their arms and they both got to the point right away. But then I heard Shelly raise her voice and say " No, actually I don't agree." Later on Cheryl sent an e-mail to everybody in the department thanking them for their honest feedback.

by JoeyDaProgrammerToo December 19, 2014

titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.

Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.

by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015

titty piranha

A breastfed child with teeth that comes at your breasts like a piranha comes at its prey

*breastfed child comes toward mom's breasts*
NOOOOO, GO AWAY, YOU TITTY PIRANHA

by danicuntcake April 11, 2015