table top

A ass that is so fat and round, the way in which it protrudes from the body is similar to a table top.

Damn son, that girls got a table top! I could rest my drink on dat ass.

by Datkid99 October 28, 2009

Table-9er

One who attempts to be different without real effort, i.e. shopping at Hot Topic, and listening to bands such as Disturbed and Trapt.

1. Damn, Brady, would you look at that! The table-9ers have expanded across the aisle to table three!

2. I wonder why such a large percentage of table-9ers are meteorology majors (or vice-versa).

by Alaric July 17, 2003

spoon table

A spoon table is a table that yo spoon on or fuck a goat on

get that fuckin goat of my damn spoon table

by Dougmaster fresh July 10, 2006

farm to table

Fucker in the pussy

I would farm to table her so hard

by Nfndkdkdl May 15, 2016

glass table

when you cum on a girls face then wash it off with piss...looks like a streaky glass table!!!

she was upset when I unloaded on he face, so I finished it like a glass table!

by Krazzzy November 4, 2006

Table Time

When your doing a chick from behind, and she has her elbows on the table in front of her, you say “Do you know what time it is?”. When she replies “No”, you say “Table Time” and slam her head onto the table.

Table Time is not recommended for people who want to keep an relationship. Just warning you

by Ezgamer July 21, 2008

Rusty Table

You are doing anal with a girl and you pull out and tit fuck her thus creating a "Rusty Table."

"You won't believe this man but last night my girlfriend let me give her a "Rusty Table!"

by T-PORTS September 12, 2012