Sheen

Sheen is an intimately compassionate person. She is orderly, loving, caring, hardworking and most of all, family-oriented. A Sheen is never to be underestimated. She may be timid and seemingly introvert type of a person, but she shines with the people whom she trusts the most.

Don't anger a Sheen though for they retaliate quite strongly. And they may be quite strict and moody. A Sheen is quite senstive so do not do anything that annoys or hurts her.

A Sheen is someone whom you would enjoy company with. She is loyal, faithful and loving. Anything a man could ask for.

by LightCross June 10, 2021

Chuck Sheen

The offspring and by product of a clone hybriding of Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen. Chuck Sheens Godlike powers surpass anything the world has ever known. Chuck Sheen has the beard of a thousand Norrises.
Chuck Sheen has the lady loving skills of thousand Charlies.
When Chuck Sheen came out of his artificial placenta a thousand angels simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that final scene in the devil's advocate).
Chuck Sheens first words were to Jesus and those words were: "I am your father"
Chuck Sheen knows what your cats are thinking.
Chuck Sheen is TriWinning. He wins here. He wins there. And he wins underwear.
Chuck Sheen can stop a panda in it's tracks with nothing more than an eyelash.
Chuck Sheen can bring a dead wombat back to life.
Chuck Sheen can drive your car from inside a boat.
When you look up awesome in the dictionary you see a picture of Chuck Sheen.

Zeus: Why can't I be awesome?
Me: You're not Chuck Sheen. 'Nuff said.

by Anasthma June 27, 2011

Charlie Sheenis

V. The act of snorting coke off of an erect penis.

"Dude, did you see that girl at the party last night? She pulled a Charlie Sheenis on Jeff!"

by AmazingGeorge October 9, 2012

As Seen On TV

Piece of SHIT!

Anything I've ever bought with an "As Seen On TV" seal on it is a Piece of Shit!

by paulieboy1 July 9, 2018

already seen

it’s a Louisiana slang people use when you see the sperm coming towards your eye before your partner releases it and he says “you already seen that huh” as he busts on your face

when I nutted she already seen jock

by Dicshownaries October 16, 2021

i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube

when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube

whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'

by true story! January 23, 2016

I’ve seen footage

Song by Death Grips

I’ve seen footage makes me want to tear my hair out and pee all over the Walmart medicine section

by Crackoholic February 5, 2022