stroked you sideways

A phrase meaning who or what made you upset.

Person 1: Yo fuck math
Person 2: who stroked you sideways?
Person 1: My homework makes no sense and I got a quiz first period.

by A regular boy November 28, 2018

stroke

when someone has a stroke while typing

person 1: hey man how's ur night going?

person 2: its pretty gooerijgjf;oeihfijehfuyernifurhbfjrhjkefgjehfjirheiferifvrefkjnrfrnfkefnkfnkvnfkjvnkfnvkjfnjvnfrnvorjhfoerjkfklerjwlkfjrfoihj2gjfirngvhrvufhrkvjrihjfklwmqdlkw,skwms.qpkewkofrbvnoewkdnvbutgjvocwjdciuegyfyueinrfhyurfjierndnewjidnewjndehjbjewndejhwbfhuendhefbhejnhdhuebfiendkjed

person 1: are you having a stroke?!?!?!?11/!/?

by whywhyWHYY September 28, 2019

Stroke cocks

Stroke 2 or more hens,chickens or cocks.

Person 1: I was expecting Belle Delphine stroke cocks!
Person 2: She actually stroke a animal/bird called a cock. She could stroke an actual man's private part if she wanted to.

by Belle's Inactive Twitter December 6, 2019

stroke slave

A male that is totally addicted to joi and loves jerking off as much as he possibly can.

Man, when Heather looks at me like that, I just want to become her stroke slave!

by Sinkingpink December 16, 2019

stroke the kaftan

Stroking an unshaved, Middle Eastern pussy

Kaftan is a garment worn in the Middle East

He’s into Egyptian chicks and loves to stroke the kaftan.

by Dauphinelablonde December 31, 2019

stroke

when your brain goes dumb and can't process.

I had a stroke reading that.

by ChinnyChin01 January 27, 2020

Strokestep

Bass music labeled as dubstep that sounds like the person making it had a stroke halfway through making the rhythms. Every element is unquantized and people act like it's high iq shit but in reality it sounds like someone with the mental capacity of a 4 year old got access to bass music sounds

Jack: "Damn did you hear the new Veer album? He makes the best dubstep!"
Any semi musical person: "Shut the fuck up Strokestep enjoyer"

by Ekotard November 10, 2020