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Requiem for a Dream status

adjective phrase: something very wrong or disturbing. Just like everything that happens in the movie Requiem for a Dream.
1.) Darrell: dude, I can't believe that girl gave me a blowjob for 10 bucks.
Justyn: no shit man, that was straight up requiem for a dream status.

2.)guy:hey babe will you fuck this guy so we can get some heroin?
Girl:no! That would be requiem for a dream status!
by thejag December 26, 2009
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Statuterrific

An adjective to describe the appearance of a minor (or person otherwise under the age of consent) that is highly attractive.

A single word which sums up a sentence similar to: "She looks terrific.. but it would count as statutory rape."
Dude, have you seen Brian's little sister? She's totally statuterrific!
by Wickedosity January 13, 2008
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premature status change

(v): when a person who you have been dating switches their status on a social networking site such as myspace or facebook from "single" to "in a relationship" without consulting you first.
me: that bitch must be crazy.
you: why?
me: she pulled a premature status change...doesn't she know she's just a booty call!
by Mchl January 4, 2007
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Marshall Status

A term used to describe the level of intoxication caused by alcohol. When a person has reached Marshall Status, they have exceeded their alcohol tolerance by a ridiculous amount. Symptoms: extreme vomiting, unconsciousness, and often accompanied by alcohol poisoning. People who reach Marshall Status also typically behave this way at house parties, and end up sleeping on a pull-out couch in the owner's house, who they probably have never met before.
Guy 1: "How drunk is he? Holy shit, that's a lot of throw up."
Guy 2: "He has definitely reached Marshall Status. Did you find the thermometer? We need to make sure his body temperature hasn't dropped, that means he has alcohol poisoning and we have to take them to the hospital. Fuck, he puked on my shoe."
Guy 3: "Oh my fucking god, he baptized my fucking couch in vomit! what the fuck!"
by Dr. Cobs October 3, 2010
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Full Status

Marine Corps terminology and/or slang;

1. Referring to being in a highly intense state of intoxication.

2. The absolute most inebriated one can be while being conscious

(See Obliterated)
GySgt Smith: "How drunk was he Marine?"

Cpl Gavin: "Oh, he was fuckin' Full Status Gunny"
by BROSKEW May 27, 2009
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status king

A man that judges a woman based on her status in society and physical attributes.
He cares about her breast size, not the size of her heart. Her level of education, not the wealth of knowledge learned on her own accord or through life experience.

As well as various other aspects of herself, hair color and length, family ties (does she have a mother and father...are they rich?), past relationships and the amount of friends and money she has.

This man is judgmental and cares only about getting what he wants and often changes his mind. This is due to his surface level/superficial drive, as well as, ever changing trends in society and its expectations and determination of what is considered desirable.

status
Pronunciation: /ˈsteɪtəs / NOUN

1) Relative social or professional position; standing:
an improvement in the status of women

1.1 MASS NOUN High rank or social standing:
those who enjoy wealth and status

king
Pronunciation: /kɪŋ /
NOUN

1The male ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth:

1.1A person or thing regarded as the finest or most important in their sphere or group.
A status king always wants the best of the best in high society, all wrapped up in a playboy body.

"If they ain't looking, I don't want her."
by Jessska August 18, 2014
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startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.
That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.
by MyCow October 20, 2014
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