squashme

1.Typically a term used by an emo insect in pain.
2.A verb that signifies when a child is working on his math homework and someone comes up from behind him and beats him with a 4 1/2 inch premature carrot.

1."BzzzzzSQUASHMEzzzz" said the bull ant to the pedestrian.
2.I was working on my Geometry when Johny, that stupid fuck, squashme me.

by Jone Of Arc January 15, 2009

Squashy

A cool guy that sometimes smells like squash.

Man, Paul is such a Squashy!

by notgoony November 5, 2013

squishy banana

When your penis is exceptionally flaccid.

"My Morningwood turned into a squishy banana after I took a pee."

by Cum Pump January 19, 2016

Squash it

a slang word used to stop someone from saying something negative about another person that isn't around to defend themselves.

Josh said "Wow, did you see her outfit, she looks like she just came from the dollar store and they didn't even have her size" Grant said you need to "Squash it and be nice!!"

by DonnaCarrington December 26, 2018

squishmallow

the 10/10. so real amazing when u real. get it for a gift because they slay so much. they are the realest thing ever. always they slay. amazing thing for any occasion.

“wow squishmallow is so real for being that slay”
“ikr”

by silly goofy rascal December 21, 2022

Nig Squish

it is when two midget black people squish there but cheeks together while farting and ejaculating.

Dude, did you see those people nig squish at megans party last week?

by Linqk July 8, 2012

Butternut Squash

When you slip your balls inside your own asshole then proceed to to get pegged by your girl.

My tummy still hurts from last night’s Butternut Squash. Linda pegged me last night but stuffed my balls in first.

by Sweats11537 December 31, 2019