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SpongeBob SquarePants

Probably the most annoying cartoon I've seen on Nickelodeon. People say it's the mascot of the network. Give me a break. There are so many better and funnier shows than SpongeBob on Nick. iCarly, Victorious, Jimmy Neutron, TMNT, Fairly Oddparents (the old one, the new one sucks), LazyTown, Invader Zim, etc. Furthermore, the characters act like idiots. You have:

1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.

6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".

And many more.

Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.

By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
Idiot: SpongeBob SquarePants is the best show ever. It's the funniest Nick show and is helpful!

Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
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Spongebob

Someone thats always freeloading. Won't leave till they think its all gone...the ill pay you back tomorrow guy with a drug problem......smoking for free everyday
You always seem to show up when the blunt is being lit but never throw in you spongebob.
by B1G JÁY January 29, 2022
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spongebob denis pants

omg is that what i think it is? its a spongebob denis pants
by emily martel sucks July 8, 2019
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Dude1:have you seen that gay show
Dude2:who watches spongebob
by That kid in the shirt January 26, 2019
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Spongebob

A sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Known for his soaking abilities, lack of strength, sqaure pants and annoying his neighbor Squidward, who is an octopus and not a squid.
-Who lives in the pineapple under the sea?

-SPONGEBOB SQAUREPANTS!
by Foxtube April 21, 2022
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spongebob

an annoying sponge that laughs like a sheep
"spongebob, ur so annoying"
by lxvendar_ January 15, 2022
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Spongebob Bootleg Dumped

A famous lost spongebob episode from 2010 that is next to another lost episode called "Red Mist" or Squidward's Suicide. It begins where spongebob's face was sad, He asked Patrick holding Gary on his back if he wanted Fresh Scent or Heavy Duty, when he blinks again, he's still sad but his pupil got so small it was like he was staring at him, a few minutes later, his house becomes darker plus his eyes become red, like if he was having conjunctivitis, with his pupil still small, a few seconds later, he blinks but this time his pupils got enlarged and his mouth disappeared, it then shows spongebob being scrunched inwards before it became black, It appears to a scene where his nose disappeared, he has a crystal shaped black thing in his chest, with his eyes very bloodshotted, it also has a scene where the screen is glitched, plus spongebob looks like Duolingo, i haven't watched the full episode so after that it cuts to black and the episode ends,
Spongebob Bootleg dumped is a real lost episode next to Red Mist!
by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 5, 2025
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