ass splash

when you take a shit and the toilet water splashes back up into your bunghole (sometimes pleasureable)

wow i ate a lot of cashews and my shit was so heavy the whole toilet water went up my crack! DAMN

by evanzo August 18, 2003

crow splat

To skizz all over a woman of your choice all while holding up a "THREE" in remembrance of the Intimidator Dale Earnhardt! I'm sure he would do the same thing.

I gave that rotten some crow splat on her buttcrack!!!! 3 style niggaz

by YO daddy compton November 4, 2007

Splash'n'Dash

Another term for a quick sex session, commonly said by males.

Beatrice: "Oooh I'm feeling a bit horny, have we got time??!"

Jeffrey: "We'll have to be quick, just a splash'n'dash."

by Jefferz212 June 17, 2009

Splaugh

When you are just taking a sip of your beverage of choice, and your friend tells a really funny joke, causing you to spit your beverage out because you are laughing so hard you can't swallow.

I was really enjoying my beer, until my friend made that comment and I splaughed all over him.

by Coon Ass April 22, 2009

Splatterpillar Fashion

you know them ridiculous novelty furry handbags? kinnda looks like a giant dead squashed caterpillar?

Joe: What the fuck is that thing gillys got over her shoulder?

Nick: dunno,... think she ran over it on the way here,
she's gonna dance around it later...

Joe: Thats Splatterpillar Fashion for ya....

by Playfulgorilla May 6, 2009

splasplowski

when cody busts in a girls butt with such high pressure and force that her teeth get knocked out.

I'm gunna reverse splasplowski that bitch.


Yo did you hear what cody did?
Yea.
Let's not talk about it.
Yea.
Did she find all her teeth.
Let's not talk about it.

by 561 Poetry April 6, 2009

splam tash

the residue left on an upper lip consisting of spunk and pubes following a rectal destruction clean up

clean up on aisle 3 please we've got a splam tash

by dirty bar steward October 17, 2009