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sperm wow !

A Knock-off sham wow that you use right after you masturbate to get the sperm off the floor and every where else it is so your parents, brothers, sisters, etc. don't find any trace of sperm.
Damn i got sperm on the wall, good thing i have a sperm wow !
by Wickidy Wack Productions July 25, 2010
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Spermicidal Rape

Whilst in the mid of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman or after, if a man throws the woman down on the bed and randomly pulls out a huge spermicide tablet and sticks it up her vagina without forewarning her of such tablet going up her vagina, then this is considered Spermicidal Rape.
Captain, come quick, there's been a spermicidal rape!
by zeitgeist12 June 14, 2011
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Sperm Helmet

High end bike helmet that makes the rider appear to be a huge sperm. It is worn by bikers and triathletes alike to show they have more money than the other athletes.
"Hey check out that jack-ass with the sperm helmet"
by Charles Barkley the second January 11, 2012
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sperm daddy

Someone who is a dad by their sperm which was used to fertilized the egg, but they are a terrible father. So bad of a father that one doesn't want them to be named as their father, so they would use 'sperm daddy.' Just because they are the sperm to your egg and nothing more.
No this is my sperm daddy. He was never a real father to me. He just produced the sperm.
by ilostmyvirginitytoaprotracter January 22, 2016
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Spermpire

A person who drains your energy by giving a blow job
Francois:" Yesterday Brenda gave me such a good blow job, she sucked the life out of me, I slept for 12 hours straight.. She's a real Spermpire!"
by Spermanator September 11, 2022
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Dreaded Sperm Buildup

The affliction of mental and physical anguish experienced when it has been too long since a man experienced his last ejaculation. Blue balls is an extreme and particularly painful level of this ailment. Commonly referred to as the DSBs.
Male #1: Brent seemed particularly edgy and anxious last night at the party.

Male #2: Yes, I noticed that too and asked him about it. Apparently he was suffering from the DSBs because his girlfriend was out of town.

Male #1: That explains it. I hate the Dreaded Sperm Buildup!
by T-Browser July 3, 2014
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The Sperm Whale

When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes
Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!
by Brwig September 30, 2019
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