Sober-Sneak-In

A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.

Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.

Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.

by GarethBthfc April 13, 2015

Sober pocket

When you have moments of clarity and "soberness" while intoxicated or high.

"Guys I'm serious. In having a sober pocket."

by SportyZo May 15, 2016

Sobervisor

1. Scientific term for the person he makes sure his clients are having a good trip while on drugs.

The sobervisor is joining a party and doesn't do drugs or alcohol. The sobervisor looks after the people who are on drugs or alcohol. He makes sure that nothing is going out of control.

1. Luckily, Jim is the sobervisor, because Johnny is having a really bad trip.
2. Khan, do you want to be our sobervisor this night when we're doing acid?

by Khalid&Richard March 24, 2017

sobbered

A sad soul ,bad day, or something horrible

It was a sobbered day

by Ssssssssrrr April 26, 2017

sobe lifewater

Pure bliss in your mouth made from water of epic potential

That Sobe Lifewater is Trump AF

by Bon Jones June 14, 2017

sober diver

Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.

That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.

by anonymous November 1, 2017

soberable

any person of the opposite sex (or same sex if that churns your butter) that you find pleasant enough on the eyes to cause you to engage in sober intercourse with no need to explain, deny or justify said act... or the total opposite of drunkable

"oh man... check that out"
"eh... she ok"
"but check her... she's definitely soberable"
"soberable?"
"yeah... the opposite of drunkable"
"ok ok ok"
*knuckle pound in agreement*

by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 2, 2018