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Small Hands, Large Peter

A man with unusually small hands that make his manhood look large.
Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"

Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."
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someone with a small dick 

Person 1:OMG! Josh has such a small dick!
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small dick

A penis that is small when compared to other guys. It resembles a little boy's penis especially if it has tiny balls to match.

A lot of girls like a small penis because it is fun for them to play with and will still pleasure them without hurting them.
I have a small penis and my girlfriend loves to play with it. She calls it her toy and loves when it is inside her.

Guy in locker room: "Dude, I never saw your dick before! My six year old brother has more meat than that!"

Me: "Dude, my girlfriend loves sucking it since it is small and cute. She also thinks my balls are fun to play with. I am so lucky to have a small dick that girls love!"
small dick by Small Junk May 4, 2008

small dick

the contents of dans pants is a small dick.
small dick by Small Dick 20 January 7, 2009

Small friday 

Thursday is small friday, celebrated by people who work thorugh the week as coming of the friday and weekend.
Thursday is small friday, weekend is coming!
Small friday by Gandzo April 2, 2015

small hands 

Something you look for in a woman...especially when your penis is small. During a handjob, blowjob, or gooch fondling, they give the man the impression of being hung like a brotha.
"Rich, being small on the bottom, was happy to see his blind date had small hands."
small hands by D-guy June 30, 2006

small sack 

Having a small scotum sack.
The girl at the club last night could not quit talking about Jerry's small sack.
small sack by H-Potter November 7, 2006