jessica simpson

Only loved by her parents because of her looks. Her dad only cares that she has double D's! Skank and the stupidest person on the face of the earth, no lie! She mooches off everyone she can because she couldn't sell enough records. Can someone please tell me why she still gets to go to award shows?!?

Could also be used as a synonym for stupid (see example)

Your so Jessica Simpson!

by dontaskme December 8, 2007

Simpsoned

Being retarded enough to, in sequence, walk into a fantasy draft thinking, "This is gonna be the year," walk out of the draft thinking, "Hey, I like this team of mine," and, ultimately, sit outside of the playoffs thinking, "Fuck you Ricky Williams."

Man, Bill really sucks, he's constantly getting simpsoned in fantasy.

by Pauly's Dog December 22, 2004

jessica simpson

this beautiful women maybe dityz at times, but is a good singer with a lot of talent. shes not the dumbest blonde in in the world...she just doesnt think things all the way through before she talks, which all of us do at times. everyone just needs to leave her alone for being herself and stop making fun of her because shes "a dumb blonde". jessica simpson has a lot of good quailties and should be recognized for them. stop calling jessica simpson a "dumb blonde bitch"! shes not as dumb as she may apear to be, and she is a powerful role model for youn girls!

jessica simpson is not a dumb blonde! she is a beautiful person with a lot of talent.

by chris smith July 15, 2004

simply amazing

Something you say to make a person who gave you something mediocre seem like you think that it is the best thing that has ever happened to you.

Ex. 1:
Mom: Simon, I brought you some juice.
Simon: What kind?
Mom: Mango juice.
Simon: WOW! Thats simply amazing!!!!! Oh my gosh thank you so much, this is so great.

Ex. 2:
Waiter: Here's your water, sir.
You: Oh my gosh, that's simply amazing! Thank you so much!

by KabbalahMonster May 31, 2014

miss simpson

An amazing person who is great with children. Usually a science teacher and all of her students love her.

"why are you so happy?"
"I just had science."
"and....?"
"We had Miss Simpson"
"that explains it"

by brianlandcaster July 9, 2015

Barney From The Simpsons Drunk

Being incredibly drunk, much like Barney Gumble from The Simpsons.

What'd you do last night bro? Oh not much, I just got Barney from The Simpsons drunk.

I was so Barney from The Simpsons drunk yesterday, I don't remember anything!

I could get Superman High or Barney from The Simpsons Drunk, hmm...

by BFochs715 July 28, 2009

the simpsons

a once great and innovative show that has now become stale with terrible jokes.

the simpsons is one of the worst shows on tv now.

by thegreatmonkey November 21, 2004