A Milli-Vanilli for the next generation, Ashlee Simpson is merely capitalizing on the success of her beautiful, older sister. We know she can't sing, we know she can't act, so why is she still a star? Also, her black hair looks so bad...
by Petite Soeur July 16, 2008
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Alan: "What do you jerk off to at your computer?"
John: "Well, I likes feet and legs. I'm gonna go with Jessica Simpson tonight! Can't beat those chick's legs and feet!"
Alan: "Awesome. I'm gonna ask my gf to give me a Jessica Simpson" (footjob)
John: "Well, I likes feet and legs. I'm gonna go with Jessica Simpson tonight! Can't beat those chick's legs and feet!"
Alan: "Awesome. I'm gonna ask my gf to give me a Jessica Simpson" (footjob)
by Matt Leinart July 19, 2006
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Probably the hottest fucking chick in the world. She is hot all day even without makeup. Nick is probably the luckiest guy out there. He gets to hit that ass anytime he wants. Hell Yeah.
by PENIS WRINKLE May 9, 2005
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Get the Marge Simpson mug.A bright yellow, spiky-roofed museum on the Mall in Washington, celebrating the Lisa Simpson Presidency. As pre-cognitively laid out in the March 19, 2000 episode, 'Bart to the Future', Lisa has been elected and has moved into the Oval Office to clean up the mess left by President Trump.
On her lunch break, Jane would wander over to the Simpsonian Institution, dreaming of a country under President Lisa, with clean air and water, kindness to all people and animals, the return of ethics and honesty to government, and Mr. Burns in prison.
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Dude:STFU LISA SIMPSON
Dude:STFU LISA SIMPSON
by NotThePwnerer August 22, 2006
Get the lisa simpson mug.The simpsons movie is one of the best movies of all time. All scenes are incredibly funny, except for the one Green Day appears in, where they get killed. That is the worst scene in the entire movie.
Green Day fan 1: Hey guys, did you see Green Day's cameo in the Simpsons movie?
Green Day fan 2: Yeah, totally.
Green Day fan 1: Talk about cheek! They had no right to kill them off like that!
Green Day fan 2: Yeah, totally.
Green Day fan 1: Talk about cheek! They had no right to kill them off like that!
by Tre's wife! lol ;-) November 5, 2007
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