Shoulder Chrome 

When somebody has dandruff so badly, you mistake them for the polar ice caps. Blizzards in Siberia ain't got nothing on this guy.

I thought I saw the Abominable Snowman, but it was just Ted and his bad case of shoulder chrome.

Shoulder Chrome by Yoshie March 6, 2008

shoulder action 

When you're at the hair salon, and the stylist brushes her boobs against your shoulder or ear, or if you're really lucky... knee.

Oh, man. My hair looks good, and also I think my shoulder got some!

shoulder action by Bill4935 September 2, 2005

Head and Shoulders

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she manages to fit your penis and balls in her mouth.

"Dude, I went to Catey's last night and she gave me a head and shoulders!"
"She does have an abnormally large mouth."

Head and Shoulders by Serious Pancake February 3, 2014

shoulder-checking 

When two strangers bump shoulders while walking past each other as a result of neither being aware or courteous enough to move, or simply not having enough room to do otherwise.

Amanda was trying to get to class, and ended up shoulder-checking people in the hallway as she hurried to get there in time.

shoulder-checking by J_Dawg November 12, 2013

head & shoulders 

A shampoo brand that promises clean, dandruff free hair. They also have conditioner.

I wash my hair with Head & Shoulders, it feels great!

head & shoulders by anonymously anonymous April 20, 2008

Chip on his Shoulder 

"Chip on his shoulder" commonly refers to someone who has a self-righteous feeling of inferiority or a grudge. An example would be someone always bringing up how they are or were disadvantaged in some way.

Person 1:"I was raised in a working class family with no luxuries"

Person 2:"But now you're a millionaire..."

Person 3:"Don't worry about him mate, he's just got a chip on his shoulder."

Chip on his Shoulder by ElectricFishy October 7, 2008

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones 

Commonly misinterpreted as being a proverb warning against hypocrisy. This is incorrect.

The actual meaning is closer to that of "if you can't take it, don't dish it out".

if you are a type of person who is easily offended, do not go around offending people unless you can handle being offended yourself.

Person A - Katie is such a bitch. All I did was say she was a little bit fat, and she's going around calling me a stupid cow behind my back!

Person B - People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones by Dhalphir October 27, 2011