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Scooter

A small motorbike powered by an emetic stench and an annoying noise that only dentists could love.

Used by young men to vibrabate and to transport teenage girls before the young men have their coming out, and by fag stags.

Also known as a "Harley for the poor", "Zwieback saw", "two-wheeled stinkhorn" or "Dildocycle".

Most scooters are built by sensuous young men in fagtories in Italy and China.

Invented by Dildo Faggins, patent pending.
Look at that guy on the scooter. Do you think she suspects...?
by Gonzoooomatic XL1 June 15, 2011
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scooterboy

Little boy who rode scooters in the 80`s. Now either biker or looser.
That scooterboy will never grow up!
by Fuksta December 11, 2003
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Scooterboy

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Skuetr Boi

He was a scooterboy
He needs to be neutered boy
He always wheeled right up to her
He tried to give a chase
His legs were a disgrace
We need to bury him in the earth
by t-guild August 8, 2003
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Scooter Tramp

The female who is not only willing to date you but also rides on the back of your moped to the liquor store and still thinks you're a badass.
Did you silly Brad's scooter tramp, I wonder even she even has all her teeth.
by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017
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scooter boy Industries

: and tottaly raddical new in coming clothing line.
"man, i just got a scooter boy industries shirt and it kicks ass"
by duder man January 19, 2005
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Brown Scooter

A sexual act when one person lays on there back(The Scooter) with their legs in the air and another person (The Rider) stands on their stomach, holding onto the others legs, and proceeds to excrete all shit onto the scooters face.
Bro me and my girlfriend tried the Brown Scooter last night. It was amazing.
by ObamaBinLaden911 December 26, 2019
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scouseritis

Evil disease causing the inflicted to behave like a scouse.

Symptoms include repeated ramblings such as "Calm down, Calm down" whilst dressing up in a shiny shell suit and robbing hubcaps off parked Ford Escorts. Sufferers commonly refer to their home as a scouse house. If symptoms go untreated the scouse louse disease may spread to known acquaintances or progress into rioting, grand theft auto or even muggings. The diseased are often seen eating bukkacake in public.
" Calm down calm down, keep your eyes out while I half inch these hubcaps but don't get bukkacake on me shell suit "!

" Oh My Gosh you're behaving like a scouse louse, you must have scouseritis!!!
by TweenieGirl November 12, 2011
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