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Montclair High School

No stairs..
I heard Montclair High School’s stairs broke the third time this year

Yeah, that schools gross.. It has asbestos and no stairs
by s Th Mel d November 2, 2019
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Land o Lakes High school

A sorry excuse for an institution of learning. Plagued with The Seasonal Flu, the November Sickness, senioritis, and Freshmen. The football team hasn't had a winning season since what seems like the Bush Administration. Junior thots block the halls in passing, freshmen screaming at lunch, and the Black Market run rampant. Never ending renovations, occasional fights, and juuling in the bathrooms makes this highschool the best in the area when compared to Sunlake}. Teachers are unable to teach, the food looks like the recycled waste of a vegan, the trophies are old and useless, and the Mellin Regime is eternal and ruthless. God can't save you if you go here. No one can.
Student 1: Where do you go to school?
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*
by lolhs victim November 8, 2019
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Sacred Heart High School

Dec 2017
Stituation,
It's with a wretched heart to report that Sacred Heart High School hasn't experienced any progress. Since your departure the athletic department introduced football. Once thought to add pride to the culture has only taken away from our reputation fueling the egos of many untalented “athletes”.
The administration's gone through many changes, now a board of senile people who seek to eliminate fun. Their financial activity has severely hurt both wallets of the parents and the well-being of the school. Tuition has increased with no signs of the money going to good use. The science wing received a high-tech refurbishment. However classes have only used the equipment to make paper boxes. The speech & debate room now has lights, seats, and a window so while walking to the caf you can see the lesbians sc*****ing each other on stage. This program lures ignorant 7th graders into submitting themselves into a life-long of sexual experimentation and identification issues.
To fortify our school a multi-thousand dollar key-card system on only 1 door. However, within 2 days of the installation it broke as students soon realized that by merely pulling on the door with the strength of a 7th grader you could enter the school. Our principal warned that this was trespassing. Do we feel safe now!
Nothing left to say except: sorry. We tried but all efforts were fruitless. Our beloved school has 5 years left at best. We hope that one day that will change.
-Friends
Guy #1: What do you call a small group of 50, maybe 60 people who all dress the same and follow the orders of f***in' crazy people?
Guy #2: Sacred Heart High School students?
Guy #1: I was thinking the Manson Family, but that works too.
by Cheesy Chowder April 13, 2020
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Help Im at school

John said help im at school and the teacher killed him
by the hecc October 6, 2020
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Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

That feeling when you can't sleep the night before the first day of school
Guy 1: ugh i can't fall asleep and its 12:20

Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome
by Redsoxsuck04 August 6, 2014
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elementary school

A place you go to as a kid to get ready for 90% of the stuff you'll deal with in real life.
I'm starting to notice that my 9-5 job only utilizes the stuff I learned in elementary school.
by F‌a‌c‌e October 6, 2015
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Middle school

(noun)grades (6 maybe in some schools) 7-8
Middle school is the place from which you come from elementary school, and go to hell, pretty much. You're going through pubrety, so you already feel bad, but then there some other kids picking on you because you're a loser. What you've seen on tv is ALL wrong. You must find a few good friends, stick with them, and care what nobody thinks to survive this hellish place. High school will be better. I promise.
Kid1: Lyk oh my god, you don't have that new Good Charlotte cd!
Kid2: And...?
Kid1: I can't be your friend anymore!
Kid2: I fucking hate middle school.
Then Kid1 will go and spread a horrid rumour because of a really fucking retarded CD.
by xRaex April 30, 2006
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