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Swaddle

A word which you would use to describe a large person who swaggers like a chav but is too large too swagger.
Combines waddle and swagger.
"Oh my god look at that fat bint swaddle!"
by danni.yelly July 26, 2009
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Adam Sandler

Some 50 year old douchebag who somehow doesn't get tired of the same fart jokes for 20 years.
Adam Sandler has been really quiet ever since Isis collapsed
by Slayer_of_egirls July 16, 2019
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Saddlebags

sad·dle·bag(s) (sdl-bg) n.
1. To drape your scrotum over a person's face in such a manner so that one testicle would lay on one side of the nose, and the other testicle lays on the opposite side.
That chick I took home with me last night?
Shit Dude, I don't know, I was ripped.... All I remember was giving her saddlebags, making motorcycle noises, then I think I blasted one in her face.
Hey, why is my eye black?
by JD Fort November 9, 2008
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jesus sandles

berkunstochs (excuse my bad spelling)
Yo look at dat lame ass honky Brad and his goddamn jesus sandles.
by Jamal April 17, 2004
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The Saddest Man Alive

A math teacher whom never has sex with his attractive wife, and thus takes out his pitiful frustrations upon his students in the form of jackassness, stubbornness, and overall unfairness. Graduating from a mediocre college at best, this man replaces techinical terms with those such as "this guy" and "squiggly wiggly" then questions why not many of his students make 5's on the AP exam. He is the lowest in society's food chain and should be publicly curbed.
Today Mr. Fown was a huge jackass, man he is so damn tall, like some kind of freak, and he never wears anything but pants, even in the dead of the summer, what does he have to hide? I bet he never has sex with his wife...the jackass, hey you want to go take a dumb in his car? ok let's go.
by unknown solja January 7, 2004
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Adam sandler

A "comedic genius" with a fan base i'm assuming between the ages of 6 - 12 and 80 - 100+ (when senility has a firm grip).... also..... stomping around and yelling to the best of your ability doesn't make you a tough guy,it just makes you look like more of a dipshit.
If that loudmouth Adam sandler wannabe doesn't shut the fuck up,i'm gonna show him what tough really looks like.
by Black hole 1982 December 3, 2020
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saddlebags

My friend Fat Rob has saddlebags.
by The skinny Rob July 17, 2007
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