Sad Steven

Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.

Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.

by Bitchy bartender June 17, 2019

Sad Cow

A Sad Cow is a drink made with Tequila, Jägermeister, and Bailey's Irish Cream. It tastes of existential sadness and has an aftertaste reminiscent of huffing permanent marker.

It's your 21st birthday? Bartender, we'll have one Sad Cow please.

by Clayzerbeam June 20, 2013

Sad Nut

When you here something or see something saddening and proceed to ejaculation.

I was jacking off in the bathroom when I heard my parents say I was a disappointment, that was the worst Sad Nut of my life.

by Dukelemon August 19, 2017

down sad

being depressing sad for something very deeply

Boy 1:"I heard your girlfriend broke up with you how you feel?"
boy 2:"I feel down sad man, i need some time alone"

by SomeLocalLoser March 7, 2021

Sad tims

A stupid/sarcastic way of saying "sad times"

Person1: so my neighbour's brother's friend's cat died yesterday
Person 2: sad tims

by boi42 May 28, 2018

dick sad

a disorder commonly occurring after a breakup or extreme heartbreak where a male finds it difficult to find the motivation even get erect, let alone jack it off.

Jeff: Hey dude wanna see who can jerk off the most in a day?
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!

by aceofyoloswag April 1, 2016

Soccer sad

The feeling of disappointment and wounded national pride after a World Cup loss

My friend Sergio was soccer sad at Italy's disappointing tie with New Zealand.

Hans was soccer sad all day after Serbia defeated Germany.

by Peggy Thrill June 21, 2010