religtard

people who can't understand reasoning because of their religious belief.

Religious dude: "how can there be no god if the bible says that god created the world"
Atheist dude: "you are the dumbest religtard i ever met"

by trippinbawls September 19, 2013

relations

noun: sexual intercourse.

Can be used as not to sound as tacky or forward as other words.

Shall we have relations?

by NDR December 16, 2005

Long Distance Relationship

Having a relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to see eachother at all. It takes alot of time, energy and money, but it's sometimes worth it.

Me: Are you still with Ashley?
Him: Yeah, we're trying to make our long-distance relationship work.

by allymcmally25 September 25, 2004

monta relish

contains 3 ingredients:
1. pickles
2. vinegar
3. monta

1. David: "The monta relish is fresh!"
2. Peter: "Relish for three!"

by Dabito February 23, 2011

rellie

Short for relative. Name for close friends and like-minded people.

"What up, rellie?!"
"That's my rellie . . ."
"We been rellies for a minute."

by extrapolated April 4, 2006

First Relationship Syndrome

First Relationship Syndrome, also known as FRS, is the condition of being chronically attracted to the first person you enter a relationship with. Being inflicted with said syndrome makes the process of getting over this person when you break up all the more difficult. Common symptoms include constant distraction, sadness, and in more extreme cases, stalking.

Eddie can't get over Holly, so he's resorted to picking out of her garbage can. That pussy, it MUST be First Relationship Syndrome.

by Christina Monterrosa December 24, 2008

relativity

Formally known as the Theory of Special Relativity, formulated by Albert Einstein in 1905.

Deals with the perception of time and distance by observers in different frames of reference which are moving with respect to each other. An observer in one frame perceives that time is slower and distances are shorter in a different frame.

Also postulates that the speed of light is perceived to be the same in every frame of reference, and that no form of matter or energy can travel faster than light.

Relativity is the feeling that time slows down that you get when you're around your relatives.

by Loadmaster August 25, 2005