Puppeteer

The sexual act of shoving a hand in your partner as they move their mouth with no sound and you speak for them as if they're your puppet.

Last night I put my hand up her butt to do the puppeteer so she can finally say she loves me.

by 21JY August 27, 2025

Coke puppet

A person that is blacked-out drunk and remains animated by a large dose of cocaine. A coke puppet remembers little-to-nothing of events and blames the coke for its actions.

He stayed up all night drinking and showed up for golf a coke puppet. He can’t remember what he did to piss everyone off.

by RonPaulCanSaveAmerica June 3, 2024

Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine

Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!

by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021

entertainment puppet

some who use you for there own entertainment only when they bored

female: hey i’m bored
guy: you only text me when your bored im not your entertainment puppet

by 6addictions February 27, 2025

Mud Puppet

A career politician, fluent in the arts of shit baggery

The President got how many people killed?? Lawrdy, that mud puppet is at it again

by Vobden September 1, 2021

Puppet Show

Basically the current US administration.
Donald Trump: Owner and co-manager
Elon Musk: Co-Manager
J.D. Vance: Puppeteer
The cabinet: Extra puppeteers

What is the largest puppet show? The current US administration is.

by jadenthemoose2 March 9, 2025

Cheese Puppet

People who are easily manipulated into making jerks of themselves for money, sex, or attention. They appear sincere in their delusion. Particularly applies to Media types and Celebrities.

Geraldo Riviera (left)
Bill O'Reilly (right)

by Bob the Planet February 10, 2005