dick punch

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.

My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!

by Burndaddy January 23, 2017

pear punch

The act of trying to take a bite out of a pear but hitting yourself in the face instead.

I just pear punched myself

by Dontrel March 04, 2015

Punched the Reindeer

When a otherwise respectable actor stars in a horribly embarrassing holiday comedy.

Vince Vaughn really punched the reindeer when he made 'Four Christmases'.

by spanosays December 10, 2008

Punching The Tarp

Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.

"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."

by Anemoneing July 03, 2012

punch buggy

Punch buggy is a car game played when passengers see a Volkswagen Beetle. When you see that car, you yell "Punch Buggy (color of the car)" And bunch a person in the car. You can say "Punch buggy Blue no punch backs!" that means that the car you called cannot be said again for the rest of the day and you get the point.

"Punch buggy green, no punch backs!"

by belladictionario March 29, 2020

sunshine punch

A Sunshine Punch is the act of forcing fruit, mainly pineapple's, in someones anus by punching the piece of fruit in question.

Shit, I heard Gary got sunshine punched by Steve on the weekend!

by darbstep_ February 09, 2018

cracker punch

To hit an opponent in the eye with a closed fist encasing a ritz.

I just hit that cracka with a cracker punch. Cracks is layed out with some ritz dust now.

by Crackapunch June 24, 2014