Pussy-proof

Unable to get chicks or pussy. Guaranteed to fuck up any chance of getting a woman.

Like water is to a waterproof watch, a pussy-proof man is to pussy.

We were talking to these decent chicks, but as soon as they realized that Darren was so pussy-proof, they walked out on us.

Bro, you never hook-up because you are pussy-proof.

by doosh laroosh May 20, 2010

purdlurk

When you attempt to finger a chick whilst said chick is already engage in intercourse with another person.

Darren was fucking this chick and then Doug tried to purdlurk him.

by Phat Mass October 26, 2012

prison puppet

Anyone working inside a prison who tows the party line and pushes the agenda of the state.

The manner of a prison puppet and the cadence of their speech, along with their glibly canned words, usually outs them in an instant.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2018

Gonna put some dirt in your eye

Used to put someone bad in their place.

Oh dont cry, I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

by DanielFromSL September 8, 2018

Pushing Electrons

The act of using (pushing keys) a keyboard to create and send e-mail or other types of electronic communications.

The process of competing daily online activities on the computer or other similar electronic device.

"I can't wait for lunch. I have been sitting at my desk pushing electrons all morning."

by Jremy2 July 22, 2009

pussy lipping

Drinking a beer or any other alcoholic drink slowly.

Hey, quit pussy lipping that beer like a little bitch.

by Josh_Yarb January 9, 2015

pull a hannah baker

A way of telling someone to kill themselves. Origin is a Netflix show (13 reasons why) where a teenage girl committed suicide by slitting her wrists in a bathtub

Person A: Why don't you go pull a Hannah baker
Person B: Shut up, I'm not going to kill myself

by thecrimsontop May 17, 2017