puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

a nice and long sentence to charm someone

you lesbian. puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

(a nice sentence to say to some lesbian loser faggot.)

by elixcr December 12, 2023

Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.

Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.

by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

Doing a gagiggle fuck without nutting

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

by Official word Nugget November 20, 2023

Poinging

The act of masturbating while in an intense match of pong.

"Bro, last night's poinging session was crazY!"
"what"

by geotongdru November 20, 2023

Polting

The act of jacking off a chicken while eating chicken nuggets

Picked up a job down at a farm, and caught the farmer Dan polting the chickens.

by FloridaMan9937 November 24, 2023

Posting

the dilatory friction between witnessing the truth and witnessing the inability to act on the truth

Today I was posting and witnessing like the angel of history

by Angelvape December 3, 2023

Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

by karma8888 February 26, 2024