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Pleasure Vortex

The act of attaching dildos to your head, hands, and ass and pleasuring five girls at one time. It is done by moving the hips back and forth imitating a cymbal monkey and bobbing your head up and down. Often common in Scottish orgies.
"Scottish voice" Dude last night was so crazy! I performed the pleasure vortex on my sister and her four friends

Shit man you're a legend!
by geniusman69 April 25, 2022
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Pleasantly Surprised

A statement used to assure others that there is no need to worry about a task/event due to it not being difficult, when in reality the task/event is grueling and potentially soul crushing.
I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised
by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023
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Mount Pleasant Masterpiece

After performing anal sex pull out and draw a smiley face on the stocmach using the nipples as the eyes.
That Mount Pleasant Masterpiece I created last night was so beautiful
by analagous October 10, 2009
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Tweezer Pleaser

V. The Act of pleasing your tiny penis with tweezers, since your fingers are too big.

N. Referring to someone who has a penis so small that they have to use tweezers to please themselves.
1) I caught Billy in his room having a Tweezer Pleaser!

2) Dude, you are such a Tweezer Pleaser!
by Heliolater July 6, 2010
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Droid Pleasure

1. Application on an Android, or Droid cell phone.
2. Vibrates continually.
1. Can we play with the Droid Pleasure tonight instead?
2. I really like the Droid Pleasure, it's so much better use.
by 6lo9ver December 25, 2010
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Geezer Pleaser

One who satisfies the elderlys sexual needs
This guy I know is a huge geezer pleaser, He trolls the nurseing homes.
by FlemNasty July 30, 2013
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penis pleaser

A person who knows exactly how to please a penis the correct way.
"I love the fact that my wife is a penis pleaser. She knows exactly what to do."
by greyman2020 October 17, 2013
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