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Plankton

A plankton is a green fish that looks like a dick and lives in bikini bottom
Hey have you ever heard of plankton?yeah.cool
by Ronan Bizzo July 8, 2022
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planks

a combination of please and thanks. Used to save time.
Can you bring that shirt for me tomorrow planks
by YaMuddaMan October 26, 2022
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Planking

(A posture assumed on an escalator, in which the forearms are rested upon the moving rail, and the ankles to the parallel rail. The body appears as if it is a board stretched across the escalator on the way down, or up. This resembling a wooden board (a plank) stretched across the rails. The goal is to position the body as straight as possible, and utilize ones upper and lower body strength to this advantage.

Variations:

(1) "Planking to Hell": When the act is performed on the downward moving escalator.
(2) "Planking to Heaven": When the act is performed on the upward moving escalator
(3) "Ride the Plank!": The act of encouraging another to go planking.
"Dude we should totally hit the mall and go planking."
"I give that planking a 6/10."
"She was literally planking, I'm surprised the mall cop didn't kick her out!"
"Ride the plank, scumbag!"
by DeityDurg January 31, 2023
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Plankton

a bitcoin holder who has less than 0.1 bitcoin
the “original” bitcoin whales are beginning to look like plankton as institutions line up to buy en masse
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Plankton

a bitcoin holder who has less than 0.1 bitcoin
the “original” bitcoin whales are beginning to look like plankton as institutions line up to buy en masse
by satocashi March 18, 2023
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Planking

ight so i was reading a fan fic and it said "he was planking over me" and i have no fucking clue what it means bc isnt that like a stupid exercise??? But whatever bc now i have decided to make up my own definition for any poor soul in the same position as moi.
Planking is the act of having hard core mind blowing sex the planker being the top.
"Dude he was planking me so hard"
"omg fr? i did think u were struggling to walk today lmao"
"yeah also i started calling it planking bc i read the first sentence of a fanfic and asumed it meant something sexual. I'm so glad u also think this."
"Omgg same i read that too."
#planked
by an absolute slaggg March 18, 2023
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Phlack

A laundry basket overflowing or a toy baskets overflowing with clutter
“Steven’s phlack is creeping into the hallway; almost as much phlack puking out the Barbie basket
by Tattery April 9, 2023
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