Opti-pess

An Opti-pess is someone who always assumes the worst is going to happen so that they’ll be pleasantly surprised when the worst doesn’t happen. Or if the worst case scenario does occur they are prepared to deal with it/have the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

Basically a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist

Friend: I’m worried about you. You only focus on the negative things and assume the worst of everyone and everything

Me: Oh! Don’t worry about me! I’m an opti-pess, I’ll be fine !

by The Dermartologist July 28, 2022

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zest pest

Noun
1: Little gay thing
2: If a homosexual rat was a human being

P1: why he standing like that bro
P2: he’s def a zest pest

by notazestpest July 8, 2023

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Zane Pessi

Let Pessi cook, also Zane is a very special kid he loves speshing other people and is obsessed with Pessi

Zane Pessi loves Leo Pessi

by AcidCloudz July 18, 2023

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Dr Pessoa

Former Lieutenant Colonel of the U.S. Air Force. Now he is the prophet of Detention. He teaches people the wisdom of detention and how detention leads to eternal enlightenment. He has a gargantuan bald spot which is a symbol of his wisdom.

Me: Dr Pessoa just gave me detention!
My friend: Lucky guy!

by MrChornobaivka May 28, 2023

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The Pestilence Effect

When something looks overpowered and you fail to achieve the same power.

Me: Wow, that Pestilence hero is really OP. I'm picking that next game.
..Continues to feed and ruin the next game.

Me: I guess it was just The Pestilence Effect

by Ggslayerx September 13, 2023

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Leo Pessi

Leo Pessi is a ballon dor stealer, he steals the ballon dor from the GOAT THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, CRISTIANO RONALDOOOOOOO!!!! PESSI IS SUCH A RAT BASTARD ONLY CRISTIANO DESERVES BALLON DORS NOT THIS FUCKING FAT SHORT RATTY BASTARDDDD!!!!!!

Leo Pessi steals the ballon dors from the GOAT Cristiano Ronaldo

by AcidCloudz October 3, 2023

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