crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Pecker Whipped

Synonym for dick whipped and dicktimized.

Used by cowboys, residents of the Southern and Mid-Western US states, IQ-challenged Gen X'ers, and/or Millenials on their underage girlfriend(s), wife(s), or secret gay lover(s).

Ma'am you've been pecker whipped! While taking your cowboy hat off as a gesture of respect.

by Calinga Bro January 28, 2025

pecker lover

A person who peeks over the divider at a restroom checking out your stuff

Hey stop looking at my pecker you pecker lover

by Slurped buttface May 10, 2024

mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large

Nathan: My friend Horro9cks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker

by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016

pecker knuckle

When a man's penis hangs a sharp left or right, also known as Captain Hook....eye eye captain.

Did you see the pecker knuckle on that guy.

by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023

PECKER TUCKER

A pecker tucker is someone with their

ie; tail between thier legs. Sort of say.

See that guy over there, "he such a pecker tucker"

Ya, know" Squats to pee ".

by Witty ditty June 16, 2025

pecker premium price

The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.

Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.

by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023