Patrick Briggs

(n) this is the situation when a guy walks in on another guy petting his tiger, spamming the ham, corning the beef, shucking the corn, wipping the cork, choking the chicken, spankin the monkey, polishing the samurai sword, TAMING THE DRAGON aka...beating off or masturbating and thoroughly enjoying it by acting like "a deer in headlights" by staring at his erect penis for like 20 seconds.

In late October, a man named Jacob Itch was spamming the ham in his Ohio State dorm and accidently left his key in the door. Then, Pete Brugger opened the door pulled a "Patrick Briggs." That was the last day we talked to Pete

by Sean Gill January 8, 2012

Patrick Swayze'd

When you're about to do drugs, and your ghost brother punches you to get the drugs out of your mouth, with it being the first contact you had with him since he died.

Klaus: PSYCHE!! (shoves drugs in mouth)
Ben:(punches Klaus) (drugs go everywhere)
Klaus: DUDE! You just Patrick Swayze'd me!

by theweirdarmyone April 28, 2019

Patrick Wilson

Handsome stage and screen actor. Born July 3, 1973
Starred in Oklahoma (musical), Phantom of the Opera, Angels in America (TV series), The Alamo, Hard Candy, Little Children, Lakeview Terrace, Watch
men, Insidious 1 and 2, and The Conjuring.

Patrick Wilson is 6'1" tall, weighs about 180 pounds, and has a powerful butt from distance running.

by pbagel May 25, 2014

patrick stump

Patrick is the most important person in Fall Out Boy, not Pete as far too many people say. Think about it if Patrick decided to leave (God forbid) then they'd need to find a fantastic vocalist, a guitarist, a composer and someone to help produce the album.

Patrick stump is awesome and hot

by Lollyphant May 21, 2007

PATRICK STUMP

Lead singer of FOB.
Producer of 'Like Vines' and 'Viva La Cobra'

Loves Prince.
And David Bowie.

Nothing sus.
Lets see you write a slash out of that one!

"I got range, I got range like no mother fucker knows" -Patrick Stump

by KissMySASS! November 14, 2007

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by Very Bad Person December 17, 2019

Patrick Stump

1. Lead vocalist for the best softcore rock band Fall Out Boy.
2. A fcuking adorable guy.
3. Most often caught wearing a hat, with his awesome sideburns hanging out the sides, and his glasses.

Did you see Pats glasses fall off when he went crowdsurfing? Hes so hXc!

by Hannahhhhh July 8, 2005