Bean Scalper

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.

I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016

Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.

That mans is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

Fudge bean

n.
A kind, typically small individual who is able to sweeten people's days by simply being around them, either through their sheer cuteness or their ability to bake a delicious treat.

n.
I was walking home yesterday when I saw a girl drop her icing container. When I picked it up and gave it back to her, I noticed she was a fudge bean.

by Igris May 30, 2020

slow beans

Disappointed; not happening

Slow beans for you bud.

by slow beans February 8, 2018

Dirty Bean

When a guy has sex with a girl and sticks his whole shaft in her including his balls and makes her wetter than a waterfall

Holy shit dude I dirty beaned that bitch

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Batter the Bean

Vigorous female masturbation.

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

Fair beans

Fair enough

Friend 1: I'm not too bothered when it happens tbh
Friend 2: Fair beans, man. Fair beans.

by WreckedEm April 22, 2015