Old Granny Joe

The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.

Joe isn't even a female name.
Oh no, let's run, it's old granny Joe again!
by Griggles October 19, 2020
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Ur granny tranny

A roast that stops all other roasts and completely obliterates the other person
Bob"Ur mom gay"
James"Ur dad lesbian"
Bob"Ur granny tranny"
James*Dies*
by Yeamategohaveanother May 10, 2018
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granny bye byes

Excess under arm fat.
Visible when granny waves bye bye in a tank top
I haven't worked out in a year, my granny bye byes are in full swing.
by El Jefè May 6, 2015
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Gunny Granny Rock

A country dance done by Beatrice Middleton. Most notably done to 'Hillbilly Rock' by Marty Stuart. Its a fun dance and is also a wonderful pre-game warm up exercise. Its also used as a celebration dance when Beatrice's teams win. So if you want some fun that keeps ticking like a clock, do a crazy thing called the Gunny Granny Rock!
Beatrice: Hey kids, you want to learn the Gunny Granny Rock? Its fun!

Diego: Sure! But what's a Gunny Granny Rock?

Wilson: Yeah, what you talkin' about Coach Beatrice?

Beatrice: Here, let me show you. (She turns on 'Hillbilly Rock') You just imitate the movements of the song. Its easy. (She starts dancing with them)

Diego: You're right, this is fun! I love it.

Beatrice: I knew you would. This is crazy. Its the Gunny Granny Rock beating with the drum. Its as quick as shooting from a gun. You'll love it.

Diego and Wilson: Nice! Crazy as a clock, we love it when you do the Gunny Granny Rock. Cause after all a Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do!

Beatrice: Right on! (she high fives Wilson and Diego)
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 12, 2012
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Ridin' Granny Style

a way to pass time on long road trips. One must sit in a lawn chair strapped to the top of the vehicle, like the granny seen during the credits of The Beverly Hillbillies.
Passenger: "I'm so bored, are we there yet?"
Driver: "Not yet, I'll pull over so you can start Ridin' Granny Style to pass the time."
by Squawkin' Ibis September 1, 2011
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When your Grandma scrapes the cheese off of her old vagina, freezes it, and grates it up to look like coconut and then coats Lamingtons in it.
Granny's Special Lamingtons tasted a bit funny today, the coconut was a bit strange. I guess that's why she calls them special!
by cookedbogan69 January 25, 2021
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Ur granny tranny lol

Bob: ur mom gay lol
Charlie: ur daddy lesbian lol
Bob: ur granny tranny lol
Charlie: *commits suicide*
by Litassdude March 10, 2018
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