onesie tear

a single tear streaming down your face

"WAHAHAHhhaaahhhh!" *onesie tear streams down face*

by KINGLOOLOO July 28, 2009

trail of tears

When you ejaculate into a persons eye

I gave her a trail of tears

by sure February 25, 2005

Anal Tears

Diarrhoea, severe Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.

Had a right dodgy kebab lastnight, made my arse cry this morning, it cried anal tears.

by PantsofSor April 27, 2008

Bum tears

Anal secretions which drip down the arse cheeks when a gay couple break up.

"It looks like it's all over between Bryan and Alex. There'll be bum tears shed tonight".

by Ringo66 November 21, 2012

Rubber Tears

After you smoked, obviously your gonna be high and your eyes are really watery. There watery as if you just cried, even though they look like they about to drop from your cheek, they’ll never drop.

“ that boy so high, it look like he crying”
“Cuh got rubber tears lmao”

by wasntreggie April 25, 2020

Cunt tears

the delicious sweet sweet tears of a massive cunt. a Twat even. A big stinky poopoo head.

Person 1- you suck
Person 2- cry about it, you cunt
Person 1- *Cries*
Person 2- Sweet succulent delicious cunt tears

by Maskerain August 02, 2023

colonizers tears

White people’s semen

“I love drinking colonizers tears”

by That1asainguy October 11, 2021