Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

Cum Tape

Alternative, to regular tape (if you can't be arsed, to go out and buy some), and need a place, to hang your partners, picture up, on the wall.

Graham: I love my girl so much, I want to stick her pic, to my mirror, but have no tape. But, all is not lost... I can spread my Cum Tape, on the glass, and stick her up :)

by TailsFox May 11, 2018

Tape On Headlights

The action of sucking skin making the blood just under the skin rise, also known as a hickey, performed on a woman’s breast.

Ben: Hey Mitch! I just put tape on headlights!
Sean: yeeeeaaaahhh boiii
Scott: well done sir!
Mitch: let’s fucking go bro

by Lil Sco May 31, 2022

Caution-tape cutie

When a love interest exhibits so many red flags it’s like there’s metaphorical “do not enter” police tape surrounding them.

Remember how she was drunkenly fucking that homeless guy a decade younger than her when first met her and also how you got your nose broke on your first date with her? Yeah bro, she’s a caution-tape cutie.

by Mojaz January 17, 2022

Date Tape

When someone films a sex tape without the knowledge of the other party.

Aliyah was astounded when she found it she was a victim of date tape after finding Cameron’s camera

by LadS July 3, 2018

Taping

when you tripping or being extra or feeling yourself

you taping fam

by bhgjgkuhgygki October 26, 2018

Tape fix

A fix that is not the most convenient or pretty but does the job good enough.

I fixed my car using a tape fix, not the best thing but it is working

by The 68 July 18, 2024