Problem

Again that's only an assertion.

Hym "There's more evidence that you're a retarded bitch than there is that I'm an actual problem."

by Hym Iam August 05, 2023

Problem

No. That isn't it.

Hym "My problem with you is that you're supposed to be saving me, bitch! What is the point of all that working out if you aren't going to carry me to the hospital!? You amd Brett fucking. She's too busy getting piped and YOU are just... I don't even know what the fuck you are doing! Chumming it up with the guy who is doing the thing I said not to do? This is why the global genocide Chris. It all needs to end! We need to push the planet into the sun and call it quits. Humanity suicide pact."

by Hym Iam February 05, 2025

Heart Problems

When somebody got unlucky when it comes to being born functionally. (NOT NORMAL!!)

Hey, have you met that kid from school who only eats peas?

Yeah, I heard his heart only beats once a day due to his heart problems. Treat him nicely, I think he bites.

by Crystopal September 08, 2022

Three body problem

The frustration that occurs in a two male, one female threesome attempting double penetration without their balls touching.

Did you hear George and Jerry had a three body problem last night?

by Rikstah April 05, 2024

A You problem

When someone's moaning about something that is beyond your expertees thats a you problem.

Bro my missus keeps messaging guys back.sorry my bro that's a you problem .🔥

by LADYPAC June 30, 2022

parental problems

When someone has mommy and daddy issues both instead of one or the other.

“I don’t have just daddy issues, I have parental problems.”

by groundedaircraft December 09, 2023

internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting

"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."

by watermeloninja February 23, 2021