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Muffin Tops

1. That barfalicious fat that hangs over the top of a person's pants when their jeans are a few sizes too small.

2. The most delicious and fattening part of a muffin that results in definition 1.
That girl ate so many muffin tops that she turned into one.
An example of you are what you eat.
by chronic-psychedelic March 8, 2009
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Pocket Muffin

1. A muffin you keep in your pocket when you are leaving the place where you got the muffin.

2. A sex act where by a woman is pleasured by someone sticking their hands in her pocket.
I am glad I took this pocket muffin because I am starving.

I am glad I took part in this pocket muffin because I was board.
by Fatrazmo December 20, 2010
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muffin diving

Dave: Hey bro, did you hook up with that chick last night?
Bob: Yeah man! I went muffin diving too!
Dave: Aw dude what the fuck?
by BaconBacon1 August 23, 2011
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Angst Muffin

Someone who constantly grumbles about life and/or complains about anything and everything imaginable.
My friend is such an angst muffin; all he ever does is groan about how terrible his home life is.

If you keep being an angst muffin, nobody will want to hang out with you.
by Zephyranthia November 24, 2010
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eat her muffin

To partake of her sweet treets. To taste the goods.
Timmy loved eating Samantha's muffin, It tasted so good he couldn't stop himself from going back for more. Samantha was pleased to let him.

Samantha loves it when I eat her muffin. It makes her scream.
by JollyJay78 November 22, 2015
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tard muffin

Another work used to describe an idiot or someone just did something that you didn't like.
:::Supervisor Lauren puts a new policy into effect that is really stupid:::

Lauren you're a tard muffin
by WornFromDisaster August 1, 2005
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sexy muffin snake

as seen in jenna marble's video on how to make pet names.
according to her if you use her "formula" you can come up with pet names that are non offensive to most people and creative.
you add an adjective to something delicious and add all that onto an animal.
guy: "hey can i buy you a drink?"
girl: "well sure you sexy muffin snake!"
guy: "i think i'm in love."
by stinkyburritomonkey June 28, 2011
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