A John Mount 

The act of walking into a friends house with the sole intent of dropping a nasty smelly dump in their bathroom and feeling no pity.

Ex: Yo bro i just pulled a John mount at toms house dont go in there.

A John Mount by smashndash69 October 12, 2012

Old enough to count, old enough to mount 

The premise that if an underage girl is old enough to count, she is old enough to have sex with. In most countries though, acting upon this notion constitutes as statutory rape.

"Hey check out that babe over there, she's totally giving me the eye."
"Yeah but she's only like 7 years old"
"Hey man, old enough to count, old enough to mount."

Old enough to count, old enough to mount by Lars Blackman October 15, 2011

Montana Mount

First of all, the Montana Mount must be performed on a respectable mountain. Then the chick must be in the doggy position grabbing onto a tree in front of her with both hands. The guy must then position himself behind her with one hand on the small of her back and the other hand up in the air waving like a bull rider, while yelling yeeee-haaaa.

For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.

Hey baby, lets go up on that there peak and Montana Mount, yyeeee-haaaa!

Montana Mount by Joe Johnston January 2, 2007

mason mount 

best player in the world

he's not quite on the level of "mason mount"

mason mount by moneymase May 7, 2021

tv mount 

Sex position where you are standing on top of the dresser and a guy has a girl up against the wall, Where you would mount a TV.
( be careful if there's a TV on the wall)

Johnny broke his flat screen last night, doing the TV mount with his girlfriend.

tv mount by Rsmo June 26, 2018

Brokeback Mount Vernon 

a nickname for Baltimore's Mount Vernon neighborhood,given its massive homosexual population. Ironically, this gay enclave is located directly north of the origional washington monument, one of the city's largest phallic symbols.

Brokeback Mount Vernon is the one thing in charm city that's gayer than john waters

Brokeback Mount Vernon by Michael Farley January 12, 2006

climbing Mount Ballmer 

The act of drinking heavily in order to achieve a blood alcohol level of between 0.129% and 0.138%, which was discovered by Microsoft in the late 1980s to confer "superhuman programming ability" via some unknown cause.

"It's Friday night, but I have a ton of code to write. I guess climbing Mount Ballmer is my only hope."

climbing Mount Ballmer by jokeocracy January 24, 2014