Old enough to count, old enough to mount

The premise that if an underage girl is old enough to count, she is old enough to have sex with. In most countries though, acting upon this notion constitutes as statutory rape.

"Hey check out that babe over there, she's totally giving me the eye."
"Yeah but she's only like 7 years old"
"Hey man, old enough to count, old enough to mount."

by Lars Blackman October 15, 2011

Montana Mount

First of all, the Montana Mount must be performed on a respectable mountain. Then the chick must be in the doggy position grabbing onto a tree in front of her with both hands. The guy must then position himself behind her with one hand on the small of her back and the other hand up in the air waving like a bull rider, while yelling yeeee-haaaa.

For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.

Hey baby, lets go up on that there peak and Montana Mount, yyeeee-haaaa!

by Joe Johnston January 2, 2007

mason mount

best player in the world

he's not quite on the level of "mason mount"

by moneymase May 7, 2021

tv mount

Sex position where you are standing on top of the dresser and a guy has a girl up against the wall, Where you would mount a TV.
( be careful if there's a TV on the wall)

Johnny broke his flat screen last night, doing the TV mount with his girlfriend.

by Rsmo June 26, 2018

Brokeback Mount Vernon

a nickname for Baltimore's Mount Vernon neighborhood,given its massive homosexual population. Ironically, this gay enclave is located directly north of the origional washington monument, one of the city's largest phallic symbols.

Brokeback Mount Vernon is the one thing in charm city that's gayer than john waters

by Michael Farley January 12, 2006

climbing Mount Ballmer

The act of drinking heavily in order to achieve a blood alcohol level of between 0.129% and 0.138%, which was discovered by Microsoft in the late 1980s to confer "superhuman programming ability" via some unknown cause.

"It's Friday night, but I have a ton of code to write. I guess climbing Mount Ballmer is my only hope."

by jokeocracy January 24, 2014

Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School

Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School, also known as ‘OLMC’, is a secondary school located in the district of Meadowvale in Mississauga, Ontario. Like many high schools, there is a super wide variety of personalities of students and it seems there’s an overwhelming amount of kids who overuse Toronto slang. Our hockey teams are pretty damn solid, as we’ve had some current and former NHL players come from Carmel, we produced one or two members from Billy Talent, we recently had one of our students pour her drink down a mailbox and it put her on the news, and the caf cookies are like crack... well, used to be. The teachers are pretty dope, unless we’re talking about the short, middle aged tech design teacher who people think is gay (not gonna say names. If you went to the school, you should instantly know who I’m talking about). Overall, the school is a little waste with a little taste.

Student 1: Which school do you go to?
Student 2: Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School
Student 1: *in the head* yo why couldn’t this mf just say Carmel?

by somewasteyutefromthe905/416 October 14, 2019