Captain Morganist

Based on the 2009 Captain Morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain sexual appreciation from multiple member's of the opposite sex

Bro #1: I'll put posters of me and my crew outside the club that make us look famous when we are really just four regular guys

Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist

Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them

Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy

Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks

Bro #2: sweet, free drinks

by flossandtosscrisscrosstheboss July 9, 2009

Justin Mongan

Noun. the greatest, most common asshole, that one could ever be. Self caring one of a kind. There is noone else that can posess this personality besides this specific person.

You are being a Justin Mongan today.

by ihategames March 11, 2010

morgan mayhem

A celebrity female name used frequently in blind vices....believed to be Lindsay Lohan.

Morgan Mayhem is at it again, doing coke lines in the bathroom of the VIP room.

by Adriana C September 5, 2008

morgan

A man who likes to play the organ whilst naked

I'm glad Chris Martin isn't a morgan player

by truthspeaker123+321 November 18, 2011

Dirty Morgan

When you have Sex in a nasty truck stop bathroom while the girl holds her hands and legs on the walls like Spiderman to avoid touching the floor and the Shit on the bottom of the walls.

"My girlfriend and I were driving home and decided to stop at a gross truck stop for a quick fuck, But there was trucker shit on the floor and walls so she had to do a Dirty Morgan so I could hit it from the back."

by BiggestMonkaBallls April 3, 2020

Captain Morgan

The act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up.

Dude I totally had to Captain Morgan him

by FKRPrints October 3, 2013

Morgan

Name. A 'Morgan' is a person of unmatched sexuality and mystery. A Morgan maintains a high level of wit and charecter. If you spark his interest, he will provide a love uniquely for you. He is passionate, true and confident. He has a way of making you feel like you're the only one.

He is so sexy and mysterious. He must be a 'morgan'!

by lyn1177 January 29, 2014