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choad monger

One who mongers the choad
Man, that Mr. Kenyon is such a total choad monger.
by Lee Anthony May 12, 2003
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poop monger

a monger of poop. one who takes a freshly droped deuce and fins multiple uses for it 1.) to stick it under your finger nails so it wont come out and u smell like ass, and make toehr people smell whne u hand shake them 2.) to take the steamin log and attempt to ballance it on your nose like a seal, then melting it over your face, and pouring the boiling shit into your dick, or mothers ashole.
oh damn elias lyonns is such a poop monger. he just took his sisters hand and shuved it into his asshole, so far that it came outa his 2 inch dick. and the hand grabbed his balls, ripped them off, and pulled them through his dick and ass, and then elias ate them, then they came outa his ass again.
by Dan Mvant. June 25, 2003
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Mongathon

When a person can speak perfect English when they talk to you in person, but abbreviates every word in a sentence so the sentence becomes unreadable when they are online.
Spoken - Hello. How are you today? Did you pick up your essay from Mr Jones?

Online - hi how r u 2day did u pic ^ ur sa frm mr J

This is an example of a Mongathon.
by Sundariel January 12, 2006
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ferocious ass mongler

someone who ferociously tears in into an asshole and is haggard as fuck
by j-nathan December 1, 2006
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Poop Mongreal

The pet of Chubbenstein some say it's a dog made out of poop, some say it's a poop made out of dog, which ever, chubbenstein acquired the poop mongreal around the turn of the century the poop mongreal is chubbenstein's source of power (aka poop).
-"Poop Mongreal, recharge my poop pack! and make me a retard sandwich" exlcaimed chubbenstein.
-"Zap, you're a retard sandwich" exclaimed the poop mongreal.
by seanyo san January 8, 2004
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penis monger

a person who wants to have sex with a penis, or a gay person, or a person acting gay.
Staw away from that penis monger!
by Evan Macias June 25, 2005
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gooch monger

A guy who likes his gooch being felt and/or licked by other men.
"Nathan's a faggit" said Brock. "Yeah, he's a fuckin' gooch monger" replied Josh.
by JuManGiman September 13, 2006
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