moist shobe

a shobe that has water all over its fur

“Mom, look at that moist shobe!”

by MlemShobe November 1, 2019

moist to tsunami

Rating of how wet something makes you.

On a scale from moist to tsunami, noodle soup is a strong tide.

by Bewiggedroom43 December 6, 2016

Moist Resolution

When a female becomes wet whilst watching the "Watermelon Sugar" music video by Harry Styles.

Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.

"Hey, bro my bitch came to a moist resolution whilst listening to Watermelon Sugar"

by AmySueDew July 24, 2021

Moist Honk

After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly

“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”

by Basedpenits June 9, 2023

moist salami

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.

Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.

by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018

Half past moist

1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..

2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet

"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"

by Human_cum August 25, 2016

mad moist

mad cool, really cool

Friend 1: YO U SAW DAT. Friend 2:YEAH DAT WAS MAD MOIST

by moistmadd November 26, 2009