moist martin

When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.

I gave him a moist martin!

by Someguywhomadeathing September 2, 2018

Moist fish

The act of sucking a dick dry to the point is goes scally and wet

Oh I have my bofriend a moist fish

by Big black salami September 19, 2018

Moist

Someone who is a retarded wetter

Oh yeh you see that guy in the park he's moist.

by Jsjjsjd September 21, 2018

praline moist

Praline moist is perfectly placed in any conversation and especially when nobody expects it

3 handsome guys talking: ....

Phillip as a high and pleasant person: so .... PRALINE MOIST !!!

by MoistP September 26, 2018

praline moist

A perfect placed word in any situation

Phillip : so..... praline moist ?

by MoistP September 26, 2018

Moist

Slightly wet like ur mom

I want to moist up ur mom

by Harold Johnson September 28, 2018

Crispy Moist

An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.

Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.

by Crispy Moist October 2, 2018