mall goth

If all these kids are *fake* goth, what's *real* goth? Are they fake because they're young? Because they like bands that more than 3% of the population have heard of? Because they like to wear black?
Is it bad to experiment with styles and music, especially when you're a teenager? Who defines *true* and *fake* anyway?

Kid with Manson tshirt: I like Manson's music.

Adult with Manson tshirt: You're a poser, man. You don't know the true meaning of Manson. I am a true fan because I am over 17. You're a mall goth.

by deformography December 28, 2005

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 30, 2006

Mall Pirate

Kids who are acutally Mall Rats starting to call themselves Mall Pirates. They usually bring a Mall Ninja into it. There is a war between Ninjas and Pirates that they like to exploit. It is strange.

See those kids at hot topic? They call themselves Mall Pirates.

by toee February 10, 2006

mall goths

Lame ass Kids who chill out on the stairs in front of school just to get in everyone's way. Very obnoxious and loud. All of them listen to shitty ass music like ICP\ and other shit, while a few of them are somewhat cool and listen to Dream Theater. They're poor choice of music should be replaced by good music such as Rush, Dragonforce, and Megadeth.

Big Boss-"Oh, man! I gotta get up the stairs, but I don't wanna be near the Mall Goths"
Freddy-"Good Point. Take the long way around."
Big Boss-"Yeah, man. I better."

by Superconductor May 6, 2006

mall-fung

when asian kids spend extravagant amounts of money on stupid asian items

you that kid is so mall-funged out with that 3000 dollar hello kitty pillow

by PaigeYohay February 2, 2007

mall syndrome

the sickness or anxiety one gets after shopping or being at the mall for too long. Similar to claustrophobia. Symptoms include: sweating, bad attitude, dizziness, and loss of breath

(at the mall)
Brooke: Alright...I have to go to hot topic and get new pleather pants.

Jess: Brooke...can the pleather pants wait?? We've been to 17 stores, its crowded, and I started to develop mall syndrome after you picked up those peek a boo panties. I want to leave.

by Jamie Breezy January 18, 2009

mallgoths

a mallgoth is typically someone of the goth subculture that buys most of their clothes at the mall at stores like hot topic or Spencer's. contrary to popular belief these people dont hate their parents or hate "society". mall goths believe about the same as a goth and punks.

someone making fun of a mallgoth: "OMG I HATE MY MOM !1!!! IM SO SPOILED AND BRATTY!!!!"
atual mallgoths: "do you guys want to go to hot topic or get some platform shoes?"

by comettown February 18, 2021